The phrase “I miss you” seems too weak for some situations. It doesn’t capture that feeling of chaos and minor catastrophe caused by the absence of a true love or however you call them. To give the phrase more depth, sometimes you need to add props or a few extra words. For example:
12 Funny and Clever Ways to Say “I Miss You”
1. Morse Code
To adroitly communicate your anxiety, anguish and general gloom.
via R&S
2. Dinnerware
Particularly if you’re an ‘eat-for-comfort’ kind of person.
via Paloma’s Nest
3. Personalized Playlists
Hey, it worked for Nick and Norah.
via cool♥jane
4. Personalized Artwork
If your dj skills were only so-so.
via Jolby
5. Talking Monsters
If your artwork wasn’t as magnificent as you had planned.
via Whale and Bee
6. Calculations of Distance
Forget the arts; math can be romantic too.
via Wendu Ink
7. Pictures of you Crossing that Distance
Or the ‘metaphor of you’ (in this case, a rabbit on a bicycle).
via Marmar
8. Positive Thinking
via Rar Rar Press
9. A Footnote
To clarify what you really mean by ‘I miss you’.
10. Specific Details
What exactly do you miss?
11. Confessions of Fear
Nothing says ‘I miss you’ like having dreams of death and destruction, the products of an exaggerated imagination that is sleeping alone.
via Yellow Heart Art
12. Just to Clarify: Those were Bad Dreams.
via The Butte Museum

Okay, I know there’s more clever and funny ways than this to say “I miss you” than this. If you know any more ways, drop them in the comments below!
Also check out creative ways to say “good-bye,” creative ways to say “thank you,” and creative ways to say “I’m sorry.”