28 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

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Knock-knock jokes are classics. No matter what age you are, you’ll always enjoy a funny knock-knock joke. So, if you’re looking to impress your kids, your friends, or your coworkers, check out some of our favorite knock-knock jokes below.

The Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes Around:

1.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Cow says.
  • Cow says who?
  • No, a cow says mooooo!

2.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Etch.
  • Etch who?
  • Bless you, friend.

3.

  •  Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Mustache.
  • Mustache who?
  • I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

4.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ya.
  • Ya who?
  • Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!

5.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Canoe!
  • Canoe who?
  • Canoe come out and play with me today?

6.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Figs.
  • Figs who?
  • Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

7.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Interrupting pirate!
  • Interrup . . .
  • ARRRRRRRRRR!

8.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Banana.
  • Banana who?
  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Banana.
  • Banana who?
  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Banana.
  • Banana who?
  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Orange.
  • Orange who?
  • Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

9.

  • You: I know the best knock-knock joke ever but you have to start.
  • Friend: Ok – knock, knock!
  • You: Who’s there?
  • Friend: Errmmm . . .

10.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Wurlitzer.
  • Wurlitzer who?
  • Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show . . .

More Funny Knock Knock Jokes Below

11.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Howard.
  • Howard who?
  • Howard I know?

12.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Wanda.
  • Wanda who?
  • Wanda hang out with me right now?

13.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Alpaca.
  • Alpaca who?
  • Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

14.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Ho-ho.
  • Ho-ho who?
  • You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

15.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Atish.
  • Atish who?
  • Bless you!

16.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Sherlock.
  • Sherlock who?
  • Sherlock your door shut tight.

17.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Amish.
  • Amish who?
  • Really?
  • You don’t look like a shoe!

18.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Cash.
  • Cash who?
  • No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!

19.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Dishes.
  • Dishes who?
  • Dishes the police!
  • Open up!

20.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s There?
  • Little boy blue.
  • Little boy blue who?
  • Michael Jackson!

21.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?Ivan.
  • Ivan who?
  • Ivan to do something naughty with you!

22.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Ketchup.
  • Ketchup who?
  • Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

23.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • H.
  • H who?
  • Bless you!

24.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Robin.
  • Robin who?
  • Robin you! Hand over your cash!

25.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo who?
  • Aww, don’t cry – it’s just a joke.

26.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Orange.
  • Orange who?
  • Orange you going to let me in?

27.

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Oswald.
  • Oswald who?
  • Oswald my bubble gum!

28.

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Viper.
  • Viper who?
  • Viper nose, it’s running!

Do you have a favorite knock-knock joke? Share with us in the comments below!