I’m a dog lover (no not in that sense), and I have 3 of them at home. But man are they an endless font of frustration and humor.
Whether they’re chewing crap to pieces or giving the best snuggles, the dogs in our lives seem to make us always feel some sort of emotion. And honestly, that’s why making funny dog jokes is so easy. They have so many things you can joke about. So, if you’re looking for some humor about your canine companion, then check out our favorite funny dog jokes below.
The Best Funny Dog Jokes
- How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!
- What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had some kibble? That hit the spot!
- What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer.
- What did the dog say to the sandpaper? Ruff!
- What is a dog’s favorite city? New Yorkie!
- What do you get when you cross a dog and a cougar? Trouble with the postman.
- What happens when you cross a dog and a cheetah? You get a dog who chases after cars a lot – and actually catches them.
- What did the dog growl triumphantly when he finally caught his tail? “This is the end!”
- What do you get when you cross a Doberman and a hyena? No idea, but if it laughs, I join in.
- Why do people call it a “litter” of puppies? Once they grow a little bigger, one look at your ruined house will explain.
More of the Best Funny Dog Jokes Below
- How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
- Why are dogs such bad dancers? They have two left feet.
- How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your backyard!
- What kind of dog chases anything red? A bull dog.
- One weekend morning, a wife says to her husband, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.” The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”
- Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs!
- What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog!
- Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Because you might step in a poodle!
- What do you call a great dog detective? Sherlock Bones!
- What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? A trombone!
- Which dog breed just LOVES bubble baths? A shampoodle!
- What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school? Her pet-degree!
- What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-tastrophy!
- What kind of dog wears contact lenses? A cock-eyed spaniel.
- How does a dog stop a VCR? It presses the “paws” button!
What’s your favorite funny dog joke? Share with us in the comments below!
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